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ethics-agnostic history of

corporate america from

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can anyone help me?

time is running out.

i think i’m being

followed, my phones

are tapped and all

i want is an entry

level job

you’re crying

alone in your shitty

studio apartment.

it’s 3 pm november 10

1999. you’re watching

taped episodes of x-files

and you realize that

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emotional honesty of

the characters, their

grace, their morality,

makes you want

the chance to be

a better person.

you’ll sit by

yourself and

not give a shit

what anyone

else thinks of

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