January 2011
39 posts
what is a good thing to watch
I am sitting on a couch. LA burrito what is that shit. Brooklyn why are u being Like this I’m tying be nice But I can’t be me. My book Release party is on Tuesday Will anyone come? I’m sorry Because I won’t have any Books my new VISA is in the Mail. This was written on my IPhone 4. Yeah that’s right I bought a strap. :)
upgrade or nothing
stop trying to
find a woman who
integrates seemlessly
into your life like
an iphone 5
sacred names
you can’t remember
something. and you look
up a name in gmail.
walk calmly to the
soda machine.
add someone on facebook
as you peer at them
over the top of your
computer monitor.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MUD
next project…
http://www.formspring.me/erikhaspresence
ask me re: upcoming book release and party
paperweight app
cool paving stones under january
snow globes of smart phone
apps you can buy at real
stores with real people who explain
“sir we cannot run out of
apps and our regular hours
are 9-7 weekdays.” but
you just kind of feel bad
because the guy works at
a starbucks without coffee,
pathetic fucker
erik stinson's first winter in nyc
yeah its going pretty well thanks for caring.
pretending to be a depressed teen dad on the internet
still seems to be a funny and interesting artistic position in 2011.
though i can see it getting pretty lame in the spring
when my kid gets a little older and starts to sass his old man.
everyone in my neighborhood is so beautiful and objectively
so much less evil than me, and my sinister blog...