what is a good thing to watch
I am sitting on a couch. LA burrito what is that shit. Brooklyn why are u being Like this I’m tying be nice But I can’t be me. My book Release party is on Tuesday Will anyone come? I’m sorry Because I won’t have any Books my new VISA is in the Mail. This was written on my IPhone 4. Yeah that’s right I bought a strap. :)
upgrade or nothing
stop trying to find a woman who integrates seemlessly into your life like an iphone 5
you can’t remember something. and you look up a name in gmail. walk calmly to the soda machine. add someone on facebook as you peer at them over the top of your computer monitor.
ask me re: upcoming book release and party
cool paving stones under january snow globes of smart phone apps you can buy at real stores with real people who explain “sir we cannot run out of apps and our regular hours are 9-7 weekdays.” but you just kind of feel bad because the guy works at a starbucks without coffee, pathetic fucker
erik stinson's first winter in nyc
yeah its going pretty well thanks for caring. pretending to be a depressed teen dad on the internet still seems to be a funny and interesting artistic position in 2011. though i can see it getting pretty lame in the spring when my kid gets a little older and starts to sass his old man. everyone in my neighborhood is so beautiful and objectively so much less evil than me, and my sinister blog...
i read some poems by jewel i might read more...