i was once brutally attacked by a christian woman
who tried to dry hump me for like 30 min. afterward she said she was ‘i’m so sorry’ and i was like ‘whatever’ and she said ‘it could never happen, us.’ ‘because you live in oakland’
goths drink canada dry only
my boss asked about SEO and i was like, ‘i donno, maybe read the wikipedia article on adwords.’ and he said, ‘ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wikipedia, yes,’ in a crazy voice.
video chat room 12:44 am pacific time
ppl in order left to right, top to bottom girl with thin, frayed bangs looking intensely, slightly right girl with face half-covered in pink bed sheet boy with long hair and center part drinking strange bottled drink boy with ‘high-volume’ bowl cut and optimistic mustache in kitchen empty room boy with very pale skin and thin round glasses boy with red polyester bowling shirt ...
brick of quartz
i can see the reflected people you confuse your self with, late at night in the chatrooms, when videos are playing and the lights are low and chemicals move like text messages
video chat room 1:35 am west coast time
people in order from left to right, top to bottom: guy without shirt, possibly masturbating guy with long hair, listening to rap girl with long hair and an optimistic, friendly expression guy with white shirt and desolate stare guy sleeping in a bed, face partially exposed girl eating ramen, without shirt, with bra two asian girls in bed, looking smug white guy using camera effect of...
stuff for sale
cyber friends need dates irl
i was walking to my apartment in darkness and i saw three cars parked in front of the public library. there were people inside the car windows looking at computers
is there a secret war
between the goverment of the united states of america and google? i think only one thing is certain: the american people will continue to suffer from slow internet videos and also, google will obviously win
i walked out of the train station at 3 pm and the sun took my face and cleaned it
i will let you hate me for a while if you promise...
maybe you saw something i did online maybe you saw me on a street in oakland or brooklyn or seattle / you probably thought i was, like hot, or you thought i was an asshole because i dress like an asshole / sorry i look like that but it helps me in situations that i find myself in, often / the point is, i’m going to try to help us get through all this. if you just remember my...
my mom and dad and me were driving to a friend’s house way up in the hills. we were slowing at an intersection when we got hit from behind. my mom yelled ‘ouch’ for no reason and then i said ‘are you ok mom.’ / i went to see how the other driver was. ‘i have insurance’ she said. i was like ‘are you ok.’ she said ‘fuck,’...
from the back alley window of a small apartment in tokyo / i can see the sun reflecting against the bottom of wide green leaves, like ancient submarines from america / last weekend, i went way out of town and stood in a wide, dusty clearing to watch the moonset
book/video sale re moving
Dead Calm VHS - 5 David Bowie Ziggy Stardust VHS - 5 Mayham Live In Bischofswerda 97 VHS - 5 If On A Winter’s Night A Traveler by Calvino - 5 I Forgot What I Wanted by Aaron Kaneshiro - 2 Confusion Is Next: The Sonic Youth Story - 6 Huffington Post Guide To Blogging - 4 Decoding Advertisements by Judish Williamson - 6 A Heartbreaking Work of… by that one guy - 6 Microserfs by...
i don't get it
is stealing OK sometimes or just cool
at my school a man in a white suit talked for ten minutes about the power of google analytics in determining who are the best creative people. when he asked for questions i didn’t raise my hand. / the internet is creating and new kind of secret fame that gives voice to a perfect subconscious, seething below massive quantities of social media data, unseen by science. a few...