May 2010
22 posts
i was once brutally attacked by a christian woman
who tried to
dry hump me
for like 30 min.
afterward she
said she was ‘i’m so sorry’
and i was like ‘whatever’
and she said ‘it could
never happen, us.’
‘because you live in oakland’
goths drink canada dry only
my boss asked about
SEO
and i was like,
‘i donno, maybe read
the wikipedia article
on adwords.’
and he said,
‘ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wikipedia, yes,’
in a crazy voice.
video chat room 12:44 am pacific time
ppl in order left to right, top to bottom
girl with thin, frayed bangs looking intensely, slightly right
girl with face half-covered in pink bed sheet
boy with long hair and center part drinking strange bottled drink
boy with ‘high-volume’ bowl cut and optimistic mustache in kitchen
empty room
boy with very pale skin and thin round glasses
boy with red polyester bowling shirt
...
brick of quartz
i can see
the reflected people
you confuse
your self with,
late at night
in the chatrooms,
when videos are playing
and the lights are low
and chemicals move
like text messages
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video chat room 1:35 am west coast time
people in order from left to right, top to bottom:
guy without shirt, possibly masturbating
guy with long hair, listening to rap
girl with long hair and an optimistic, friendly expression
guy with white shirt and desolate stare
guy sleeping in a bed, face partially exposed
girl eating ramen, without shirt, with bra
two asian girls in bed, looking smug
white guy using camera effect of...
stuff for sale
http://shop.ebay.com/estinbuy/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_from=&_ipg=&_trksid=p3686
cyber friends need dates irl
i was walking to my
apartment in darkness
and i saw
three cars parked
in front of the public
library. there were
people inside the car
windows looking
at computers
is there a secret war
between the goverment of the united states of america
and google?
i think only one thing is certain:
the american people
will continue
to suffer from
slow internet videos
and also,
google will obviously win
unexpected sun
i walked out of the train
station at 3 pm
and the sun took
my face
and cleaned it
i will let you hate me for a while if you promise...
maybe you saw something i did online
maybe you saw me on a street in oakland
or brooklyn or seattle
/
you probably thought i was, like hot,
or you thought i was an asshole
because i dress like an asshole
/
sorry i look like that
but it helps me in situations
that i find myself in, often
/
the point is,
i’m going to try to help us get through all this.
if you just remember
my...
car accident
my mom and dad and me
were driving to a friend’s
house way up in the hills.
we were slowing at an
intersection when we
got hit from behind.
my mom yelled ‘ouch’
for no reason and then
i said ‘are you ok mom.’
/
i went to see how the other driver
was. ‘i have insurance’ she said.
i was like ‘are you ok.’
she said ‘fuck,’...
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from the back alley
window of a small apartment
in tokyo
/
i can see
the sun reflecting
against the bottom
of wide green leaves,
like ancient
submarines
from america
/
last weekend,
i went way out of town
and stood in a wide,
dusty clearing
to watch the moonset
book/video sale re moving
Dead Calm VHS - 5
David Bowie Ziggy Stardust VHS - 5
Mayham Live In Bischofswerda 97 VHS - 5
If On A Winter’s Night A Traveler by Calvino - 5
I Forgot What I Wanted by Aaron Kaneshiro - 2
Confusion Is Next: The Sonic Youth Story - 6
Huffington Post Guide To Blogging - 4
Decoding Advertisements by Judish Williamson - 6
A Heartbreaking Work of… by that one guy - 6
Microserfs by...
i don't get it
is stealing OK sometimes
or just cool
fame
at my school a man
in a white suit talked
for ten minutes about
the power of google analytics
in determining who are the
best creative people.
when he asked for
questions i didn’t raise
my hand.
/
the internet is creating
and new kind of
secret fame
that gives voice
to a perfect subconscious,
seething below massive
quantities of social
media data, unseen by science.
a few...
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